Begging Everyone or Anyone for Their Wi-Fi Password
It’s great to see you, and what’s your Wi-Fi password? I don’t even know you, but I know you have Wi-Fi. Can I get that password?
Being Super Stingy with Your Data
You’ve never seen that YouTube video before? I know; instead of watching it on my phone, why don’t I describe it to you really well?
Choosing Public Transportation Based on Wi-Fi Status
A two-hour commute flies by when you have Wi-Fi. While a 30-minute commute feels like forever when you’re stuck with almost no data.
Disappearing from Social Media at the End of the Month
#Facebook Break, aka, I hit my data limit, so all these grams will be later grams.
Pretending Like You’re too Good for Mobile Data, Anyway
I’m glad I don’t have grandfathered unlimited data. I have so much time to do real things, such as enjoy nature. And not spend hours obsessing over my Facebook news feed.
Using Your Limited Data as an Excuse for Everything
I’m totally not ignoring you! My phone was on Airplane Mode because of limited data!
For Everything
I definitely went to the gym this week; I didn’t check in because, you know, limited data!
When Someone with Unlimited Data Complains about Throttling
INTERNET IS BETTER THAN NO INTERNET.
Suffering Withdrawal
Your phone broke, and you had to spend a week without it. It was awful? That’s my life every single month.
